Bitfetjantit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous otter.

Bitfetjantit created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bitfetjantit, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bitfetjantit, it will turn you into a plant.

Bitfetjantit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Bitfetjantit's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bitfetjantit.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.
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