Gebbastlist is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, contented scorpion.

Gebbastlist created the Andromeda Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gebbastlist, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebbastlist, he will be mildly annoyed.

Gebbastlist's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Gebbastlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Run away from mauve shrews, for they are unholy.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Gebbastlist's name in vain.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.