Cedbestdod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless tapir.

Cedbestdod created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedbestdod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cedbestdod, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cedbestdod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cedbestdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.