Cedbestdod is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, pitiless
tapir.
Cedbestdod created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedbestdod, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Cedbestdod, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Cedbestdod's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Cedbestdod's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Never mention pigs.
3. Do not wear magenta clothing.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.