Likflancuss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent mouse.

Likflancuss created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Likflancuss, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Likflancuss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Likflancuss' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Likflancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Likflancuss loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never feed oranges to snails while wearing corsets.