Dubbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering centipede.

Dubbog created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbog, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dubbog, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dubbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Dubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear pink clothing.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Learn five new languages a year.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Run away if three turtles approach from the east.