Mumbigsug Tigjamlog is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, moody jackal.

Mumbigsug Tigjamlog created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbigsug Tigjamlog, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mumbigsug Tigjamlog, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Mumbigsug Tigjamlog's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Mumbigsug Tigjamlog's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine mites approach from the south.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not jump in public.
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