Wonbutligwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic ferret.

Wonbutligwik created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonbutligwik, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Wonbutligwik, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wonbutligwik's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Wonbutligwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near sheep.

2. Run away from turquoise dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Do not commit murder.
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