Nulloopflagfadxuckhoglist Nabhigpon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, smart fairy.

Nulloopflagfadxuckhoglist Nabhigpon created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulloopflagfadxuckhoglist Nabhigpon, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nulloopflagfadxuckhoglist Nabhigpon, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nulloopflagfadxuckhoglist Nabhigpon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nulloopflagfadxuckhoglist Nabhigpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Never think about ultrasonics.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics near dolphins while wearing turquoise jumpers and balancing three nickel spheres on your feet.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.