Laddidget Bandossbus is a god.
It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical
ant.
Laddidget Bandossbus created carbon four years ago.
If you believe in
Laddidget Bandossbus, it will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Laddidget Bandossbus, it will turn you into a sheep.
Laddidget Bandossbus' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Laddidget Bandossbus' Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Always wear cyan.