Laddidget Bandossbus is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, egotistical ant.

Laddidget Bandossbus created carbon four years ago.

If you believe in Laddidget Bandossbus, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Laddidget Bandossbus, it will turn you into a sheep.

Laddidget Bandossbus' most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Laddidget Bandossbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always wear cyan.