Motcemzigtail is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless pigeon.

Motcemzigtail created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motcemzigtail, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Motcemzigtail, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Motcemzigtail's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Motcemzigtail's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight rats approach from the north.

2. Always obey Motcemzigtail's priests.

3. Never feed turnips to badgers while wearing skirts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not take Motcemzigtail's name in vain.