Motcemzigtail is a god.
It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, ruthless
pigeon.
Motcemzigtail created the planet Earth five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Motcemzigtail, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Motcemzigtail, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Motcemzigtail's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.
Motcemzigtail's Holy Commandments1. Run away if eight rats approach from the north.
2. Always obey Motcemzigtail's priests.
3. Never feed turnips to badgers while wearing skirts.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not take Motcemzigtail's name in vain.