Gupcipcetgid is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, calm
capybara.
Gupcipcetgid created carbon four million years ago.
If you believe in
Gupcipcetgid, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Gupcipcetgid, it will curse you with boils.
Gupcipcetgid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Gupcipcetgid's Holy Commandments1. Gupcipcetgid loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.
3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.
4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
5. Do not eat cherries.