Gupcipcetgid is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, calm capybara.

Gupcipcetgid created carbon four million years ago.

If you believe in Gupcipcetgid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupcipcetgid, it will curse you with boils.

Gupcipcetgid's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Gupcipcetgid's Holy Commandments

1. Gupcipcetgid loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Do not eat cherries.