Flyrullster is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous horse.

Flyrullster created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyrullster, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Flyrullster, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Flyrullster's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Flyrullster's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flyrullster.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never write about special relativity.

5. You must pray to Flyrullster seven times a day.