Hapdudstan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Hapdudstan created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapdudstan, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hapdudstan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hapdudstan's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hapdudstan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

3. Erect six copper sculptures of Hapdudstan on top of important buildings.

4. Always obey Hapdudstan's priests.

5. Put Hapdudstan first in all things.