Paspakfar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, astonishing weasel.

Paspakfar created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paspakfar, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Paspakfar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Paspakfar's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Paspakfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always obey Paspakfar's priests.

5. Run away from turquoise whales, for they are unholy.
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