Fomdodtam is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful turtle.

Fomdodtam created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fomdodtam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fomdodtam, it will destroy your home solar system.

Fomdodtam's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fomdodtam's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must never eat cherries.

3. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Do not stand on grass.