Dudfethit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient alligator.

Dudfethit created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Dudfethit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dudfethit, he will destroy your home planet.

Dudfethit's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dudfethit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Never feed strawberries to foxes while wearing shorts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Do not make images of living things.