Dagbabrul Vinmincumdanyarlcatnabshav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, stupid zebra.

Dagbabrul Vinmincumdanyarlcatnabshav created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbabrul Vinmincumdanyarlcatnabshav, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dagbabrul Vinmincumdanyarlcatnabshav, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dagbabrul Vinmincumdanyarlcatnabshav's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Dagbabrul Vinmincumdanyarlcatnabshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed oranges to whales while wearing pink shorts.

2. Do not keep four moths in a large pit.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never look in ponds.