Rilldutlog is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, unjust swallow.

Rilldutlog created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldutlog, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Rilldutlog, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Rilldutlog's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rilldutlog's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Rilldutlog on top of all buildings.

2. Never write about optics.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.