Diss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, able fox.

Diss created a photon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Diss, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Diss, he will remove you from existence.

Diss' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Diss' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Diss in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear fawn hats.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Diss on top of important buildings.

5. Never sprint in the presence of dogs.