Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witty giraffe.

Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Never feed lots of gooseberries to capybaras while wearing black tights.

4. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nablenwadzak Omtcumnab on top of all buildings.

5. Never hurt snails.