Fidjambunbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional hummingbird.

Fidjambunbeg created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidjambunbeg, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fidjambunbeg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fidjambunbeg's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fidjambunbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in the presence of turtles.

2. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not stand on grass.