Zenged is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, omnipotent giraffe.

Zenged created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zenged, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zenged, she will not invite you to parties.

Zenged's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Zenged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Zenged's name in vain.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Never feed coconuts to dolphins while wearing yellow rings.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.