Larpdubhug is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unthinking cow.

Larpdubhug created the solar system four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdubhug, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Larpdubhug, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Larpdubhug's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Larpdubhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Larpdubhug's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never think about ultrasonics.

4. Hide from black grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Always stare at clouds.