Bonkcamcat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unselfish raven.

Bonkcamcat created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkcamcat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bonkcamcat, he will destroy your home planet.

Bonkcamcat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Bonkcamcat's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Never wear violet trousers.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.