Yokhasvegvon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, astonishing hummingbird.

Yokhasvegvon created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhasvegvon, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yokhasvegvon, he will turn you into a mouse.

Yokhasvegvon's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Yokhasvegvon's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Yokhasvegvon.

3. Always obey Yokhasvegvon's priests.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never mention mice.