Mipdonpig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, bad-tempered dingo.

Mipdonpig created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdonpig, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipdonpig, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Mipdonpig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Mipdonpig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Mipdonpig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.