Watsitomin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, resourceful hippopotamus.

Watsitomin created humanity eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watsitomin, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Watsitomin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Watsitomin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Watsitomin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue bats, for they are unholy.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must love Watsitomin.

5. Never paint your neck gray.