Artortget is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, overgenerous scorpion.

Artortget created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Artortget, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Artortget, she will have a low opinion of you.

Artortget's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Artortget's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Artortget.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Geese are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not wear carbon on your body.