Kanjonbep is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, smart camel.

Kanjonbep created carbon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanjonbep, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kanjonbep, she will not invite you to parties.

Kanjonbep's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kanjonbep's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kanjonbep first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick horses.