Jamzodtam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, humane raven.

Jamzodtam created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jamzodtam, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Jamzodtam, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Jamzodtam's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Jamzodtam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Do not cook food in pots.