Tentettiyar is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, fast
goose.
Tentettiyar created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tentettiyar, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Tentettiyar, he will come to you in dreams.
Tentettiyar's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.
Tentettiyar's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Tentettiyar's name in vain.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Always help sick monkeys.
4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
5. Do not drink alcohol.