Higtafyarl is a god.
It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong
sheep.
Higtafyarl created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Higtafyarl, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Higtafyarl, it will destroy your home solar system.
Higtafyarl's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Higtafyarl's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Higtafyarl.
2. Always look after injured great tits.
3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Pray towards the south.
5. Never think about comets.