Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful ant.

Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig, it will laugh at you.

Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Matmisquafgetquartgedfom Genzanrig must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about optics near ducks while wearing gray dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your chest.