Zoddudcap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented guinea pig.

Zoddudcap created the universe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zoddudcap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zoddudcap, it will turn you into a slug.

Zoddudcap's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zoddudcap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Zoddudcap.

2. Never think about dark matter near aardvarks while wearing brown shirts and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. You must pray to Zoddudcap eight times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Zoddudcap.