Pommabwiknurt is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthoughtful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Pommabwiknurt created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pommabwiknurt, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pommabwiknurt, he will turn you into a dog.

Pommabwiknurt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pommabwiknurt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Pommabwiknurt on top of all buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not kill bats.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat birds with great respect.