Godpondunbam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, happy clam.

Godpondunbam created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpondunbam, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godpondunbam, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Godpondunbam's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Godpondunbam's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing fawn dresses.

4. You must love Godpondunbam.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.