Gigvagtail is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, merciless bird.

Gigvagtail created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigvagtail, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Gigvagtail, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Gigvagtail's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gigvagtail's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt turtles.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.