Wadtargdod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, stupid narwhal.

Wadtargdod created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadtargdod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wadtargdod, she will turn you into a tree.

Wadtargdod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wadtargdod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sheep approach from the north.

2. Put Wadtargdod first in all things.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never feed lots of peas to nematodes while wearing pink shirts.