Jablarnbopcad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unselfish manatee.

Jablarnbopcad created everything that exists two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jablarnbopcad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jablarnbopcad, she will jump up and down on your head.

Jablarnbopcad's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Jablarnbopcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.