Vadsankommob is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, two-faced aardvark.

Vadsankommob created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadsankommob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Vadsankommob, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vadsankommob's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Vadsankommob's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Hide if six swans approach from the east.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadsankommob.

4. Do not hurt nematodes.

5. Never talk about tapirs.