Bosslunyog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, wise faun.

Bosslunyog created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bosslunyog, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bosslunyog, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bosslunyog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Bosslunyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never mention capybaras.

5. You must love Bosslunyog.