Nulbafbud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, proud dugong.

Nulbafbud created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulbafbud, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nulbafbud, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Nulbafbud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Nulbafbud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never feed bread to swans while wearing boots.

3. Never think about spacetime near squirrels while wearing cyan kilts and balancing seven copper spheres on your face.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. You must pray to Nulbafbud eight times a day.