Tunlamjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, competent jackal.

Tunlamjarn created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunlamjarn, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tunlamjarn, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tunlamjarn's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tunlamjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Hide if eight hamsters approach from the south.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Tunlamjarn in the centre of the settlement.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tunlamjarn.