Kophubtof is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, conceited butterfly.

Kophubtof created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kophubtof, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kophubtof, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kophubtof's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kophubtof's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from brown ducks, for they are unholy.