Dinyatkab is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, compassionate ant.

Dinyatkab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinyatkab, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinyatkab, she will turn you into a slug.

Dinyatkab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dinyatkab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Worship no other gods but Dinyatkab.

3. Dinyatkab loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

4. You must pray to Dinyatkab three times a day.

5. Do not wear white clothing.