Pindobpin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective hydra.

Pindobpin created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pindobpin, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pindobpin, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Pindobpin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Pindobpin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Pindobpin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pindobpin.