Mumbutcim is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, astonishing bee.

Mumbutcim created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbutcim, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mumbutcim, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mumbutcim's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mumbutcim's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three turtles approach from the west.

2. You must love Mumbutcim.

3. Never feed gooseberries to swans while wearing shorts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always pray immersed in water.