Niblarpciss is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful dingo.

Niblarpciss created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Niblarpciss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Niblarpciss, she will remove you from existence.

Niblarpciss' most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Niblarpciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never think ill of sick foxes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Learn three new languages a year.

5. Never look at comets.