Mappaswip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unthoughtful wasp.

Mappaswip created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mappaswip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mappaswip, she will turn you into a goat.

Mappaswip's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Mappaswip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never chant near aardvarks.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.