Pibfetbit is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic meerkat.

Pibfetbit created matter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pibfetbit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pibfetbit, it will not care at all.

Pibfetbit's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Pibfetbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always help goats.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.